Gentlemen,

Fresh on the heels of another big Lube King win, the club is pleased to announce we’ll be having a poker night before our Saturday December 29th game. Doors will open after 5 for some poker and HNIC action.

On another note, the stats section has been canceled for the rest of the season due to a breakdown in accounting in my absence.

Still waiting on a bouncing cheque.

That is all,

BALCAEN